Valentine Jokes and Riddles

Stuck in someone else's frames?
Break free!

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

Sal: How can you tell an elephant from a valentine card?
Al: I don't know.
Sal: Then you don't get a job with the post office,



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!



Tongue Twisters


Sweaty Sam's sweetheart Susie
swears she's sick of Sweaty Sam.
Sweaty Sam says Susie's silly
so he'll swell to Sally Ann.


Patty's purple passion Percy
passed his plate for pudding, please.
Patty paused and paled politely,
passing Percy pureed peas.


Lila's love laughs loudly


Vile Violet's varnished valentine vanished.

Answers to Riddles:


What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
Answer: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.


What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

 

Some Recipes and Crafts

Have an online Ice Cream Sundae

Valentine Fun with Billy Bear

Ben and Jerry's  has Valentine fun, too

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