Holiday Celebrations/Halloween!

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How do you mend a broken Jack-o-Lantern?
     With a pumpkin patch!!!

Where do spiders go to learn new words?
     Web-ster’s Dictionary

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Who was the ghost’s favorite movie actor?
      Scarey Grant

What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
      Scream of Wheat

The Halloween Playing Class was held this year on
October 28. There were be costumes and refreshments. When possible, students played music appropriate to Halloween. The Alphabet Sticker Contest began at this playing class.

Pictures from the Playing Class

Who did Frankenstein take to the party?
     His ghoulfriend

Why did the school nurse send Dracula home?
      He had a coffin fit

Try your hand at some Halloween Games.
Why couldn’t the werewolf use his car?
      Somebody let the hair out of his tires

Where does Dracula keep his treasures?
      In the blood bank

What is a ghost's favorite midway ride?
      The roller ghoster

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
     Because he's always goblin
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Why do witches wear name tags?
     So they would know which witch is witch

Why do witches fly on brooms?
     Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy

A Pumpkin to Color
Where in Arizona does Dracula go for a vacation?
     Tombstone

How do you get into a locked cemetery?
     With a skeleton key

Virtual Pumpkin Decorating
If Frankenstein’s monster ran for
President of the United States,
why would he win?
     He would get all the volts

Chef: How do you like your eggs?
     Witch: Terrified

Take the Halloween Quiz
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?
     To improve his bite

Who was the ghost’s favorite movie actress?
     Boo Derek

Pumpkin Carving Patterns
Why are ghosts so popular?
     They raise everybody’s spirits

What is Dracula’s favorite breed of dog?
     Bloodhound

101 Things to do with a Pumpkin!
What do ghosts eat in Italy?
     Spookhetti

What did the mother ghost
tell her children when they got into the car?
     Fasten your sheet-belts

SLIME

Try out this FRIGHTFUL, vegetarian SLIME recipee that both kids and adults alike enjoy! This recipe is also dairy free, for you Vegan's out there!!! It's kind of like a custard/pudding texture, and tastes sinful...but isn't! :Þ A great Halloween treat kids love to help make! You can even add in some gummy worms!

Make this close to serving time, since the bananas will discolor if left out too long. Begin with chilled fruit.

3 kiwi fruit, peeled
1/2ts van extract
2lbs (6 med) bananas
10.5 oz package of silken tofu
Cinnamon, cookie crumbs for garnish (optional)

*In blender, puree Kiwi. Set aside 1/3 of mixture and stir in vanilla extract. Add bananas and tofu to remaining kiwi. Blend until smooth. Serve in dessert dishes. Sprinkle with cinnamon and cookie crumbs if desired. Slightly stir in rest of kiwi. ENJOY!!!

Calories per serving: 147
Fat: 2gm
Protein: 5gm
Carbs: 32gm
Calcium: 23mg
Iron: 1mg
Sodium: 28mg
Dietary Fiber: 3gm

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
     Only one--but she changes it into a frog

How do you greet a three-headed monster?
     Hello, hello, hello

Pumpkin Bread

1/3 cup vegetable oil
½ tsp ground cloves
1 cup fresh or canned pumpkin puree
3 eggs
1 cup flour
2 tsps ground cinnamon
½ cup raisins
2 1/3 cups Bisquick
pinch of ground nutmeg

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease 9x5-inch loaf pan. Mix all ingredients together with wooden spoon. Pour into prepared pan. Bake for 45 minutes. Test with knife, if the knife comes out clean the bread is done. If it is not done put back in oven for 10 minutes. Cool before removing from pan. Store in plastic bag.

What did the mother ghost
tell her baby ghost at the dinner table?
     Quit goblin your food

Where do vampires live?
     In the Vampire State Building

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What kind of mistake did the ghost make?
     A boo-boo

What was the werewolf’s favorite musical?
     "Hair"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
     He had no guts

What do birds hand out on Halloween?
     Tweets

Halloween ideas from Barnes and Noble

Pooh in a Pumpkin

Sesame Street - Elmo Says Boo!
Starring: Muppets, et al.

Rated: NR

Review
Amazon.com
A Halloween treat. Elmo visits fellow Sesame Street Muppet the Count in the latter's castle--and gets scared for a moment. But only a moment, as more friends from the television program show up, and jokes, songs, and surprises abound. Among the clever tunes: "Transylvania 1-2-3-4-5," "We Are All Monsters," and "Frazzle."
--Tom Keogh

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
     A sand-witch

What do you call two witches living together?
     Broom-mates